Monday, October 5, 2009

The Simplest Diet

I went to Sweden for 7 months last year and came back in March 15 pounds heavier. There, the ugly facts have been put down in writing. I figured they'd magically fall off when I came home, because in my experience weight loss has never seemed under my direct control, it just sort of spontaneously happens sometimes. But this time the magic didn't happen.

So, about six weeks ago I bought a bodybugg and started tracking my calories in and out. I learned a lot about where my calories tend to come from (hello, booze) and found that just the act of keeping track of what I eat tends to help me make better choices at each meal. So, since I got the bodybugg, I've lost 4 pounds (and I had sort of organically lost three pounds before that, which brings me to 8 pounds shy of my pre-Sweden weight).

But looking at the numbers, 4 pounds in 6 weeks is not very impressive. I've reduced my daily average caloric intake by just 250 calories—the equivalent of a single cocktail. Today, after another unimpressive weekly weigh-in, I decided that just tracking what I did eat isn't cutting it. I need to plan what I'm going to eat.

I was talking this idea over with a friend from work, who mentioned that Timothy Ferriss blogged about his simple plan for fat loss recently. Ferriss is the author of The 4-Hour Work Week, and kind of a professional life-hacker—he has shortcuts for everything, ranging from brilliant to kind of profane (he sends his jeans to India to be broken in by an outsourced worker), depending on your outlook. I saw him speak at South by Southwest a couple of years ago and the audience was literally gasping at some of his audacious suggestions.

Anyway, his concept for simple dieting goes like this: Choose a limited number of options for each meal and mix-and-match them. That way there's no guesswork and no meal planning. You can create categories of foods like proteins, legumes and vegetables and then put together stuff like (and this is just off the top of my head):

Free-range chicken, lentils and kale
Salmon, mashed chickpeas and asparagus
Carne asada (made with grass-fed beef), black beans and spinach salad

This is a little boring, but if you stick to your plan for just one month, you'll lose weight. Ferriss photographed his meals and they look horrible (sorry, dude—I'm not eating canned refried beans and frozen veggies), but the idea of templated meals is a great one. So is his idea that you should avoid drinking calories, avoid refined carbs, stick to clean proteins and copious amounts of vegetables, and use legumes as your carbs. Obviously this isn't a long-term solution—I personally would die of boredom if I did this for more than a month or so, but after you cut the fat, you can go back to your maintenence diet, consuming just slightly less calories than you burn. Can't hurt; might help. I think I'm gonna give it a try.

Friday, October 2, 2009

I'm Baaaack. But where's Another Bad Creation?

My friend Kim, who lives far away and whom I haven't seen in person in way too long, reached out today and reminded me that "Megan Likes This" is a good idea. I kinda dropped the ball there, starting a blog and then posting like 4.2 times. Oops. Well, I moved to a new city, started a new job and nailed a bunch of insane deadlines, and now I do believe I'm gonna blog again. Whaddya think?

Today's post is all about nostalgia. Last night a buddy of mine started playing some of those old MTV party CDs from the 90s. That song "Playground" by Another Bad Creation (aka ABC) was in the mix, and... goddamn. It's a been a while since we've had a solid child-rapper to get excited about. Remember Kris Kross? Lil Bow Wow (ok, he's still around, but not "Lil" anymore)? I guess I didn't really realize how young they all were, and how outrageous it was for them to be that good at such a tender age, because I was around the same age myself.

Another Bad Creation was tight. Those kids could seriously rap and dance. So, whatever happened to them? I checked out their Wikipedia page, and it was very much just official band info—nothing about what became of the kids post-Michael Jackson's "Black or White" video. A little more Googling turned up this "Where are they now?" article from a random blogger, but I'll save you a few minutes of mindless reading—she doesn't really know. They regrouped and released an album in 2006, and now they're good-looking but no longer very famous.

Anyway, I encourage you to check out the "Playground" video on YouTube, just for kicks. Something Megan doesn't like: Universal Records has disabled embedding on all their music videos, including this one. Laaaammmme. Don't they understand distributed media? You're still on YouTube if the video's embedded, dummies—it's just a better user experience. Some people.

Anyway, enjoy this little slice of nineties magic!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Megan Likes Portable WiFi

Yeah, yeah, it's been a long time since Megan liked anything. Well, Megan is busy. But today I came across a review of a new product that I really, truly dig. It's the Novotel MiFi—a portable wireless internet "cloud" that you can carry in your pocket for a fast, secure Web connection anywhere.

Now, at this point you're probably like, "Yo, Megan, don't you have a dongle?"

*Snicker.* No, I don't have a EVDO card, nor do I have a cable-modem dongle (or any other kind of dongle, you pervert). I've used both, though, and while they work alright, the connections speeds in my experience have been a little slow. And unless you have the kind that can be inserted in your computer's card slot, you're always at risk of someone bumping your computer and knocking the precariously attached thingie out of the USB slot. I like the idea of just having the MiFi in my purse and letting it emanate soothing waves of Internet goodness in my general vicinity. Best of all, according to the Pogue article, you can share your signal with others if you care to—it's a closed connection, but if you tell a friend your password and she happens to be sitting next to you, she too can get in on the MiFi lovin'.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Goldfish Training!

No. Way. Goldfish can play football?? All hail the geniuses at ThinkGeek for making the world a better place with the R2 Fish Training School Kit. Now all I need is a little finned friend.




FYI, Megan is a total SUCKA. This was an April Fool's prank from ThinkGeek. A very good one at that!

Three Toys For Boys

This evening I stumbled upon Vivre, a shop full of fanciful things most of us can't afford. But ooooh, aaaah—look at the cool guy stuff! The moto-hybrid bicycle is pure Italianate pomposity. You, too, can be the coolest dude in town for just $10,000.

More reasonable is the tricycle for awesome little boys. It's just $300, and when your kid outgrows it, you can keep it in your house as an objet d'art.

Speaking of art, check out the soccer ball designed by Ryan McGinness. McGinness first caught my eye a few years ago with his work at PS 1 and New York's MOMA—he does these surreal, colorful cutouts of fairytale-like images and layers them over one another in collages. I'm not sure why he created a soccer ball—it's not his best work, but it would be a great gift for a guy who appreciates both sports and art.

Drool-Worthy Bags



I admit it, I'm a handbag whore. Luckily I'm a somewhat sensible whore—I use protection (in the form of a disapproving husband). But if I had my druthers, I'd have a whole closet full of luscious bags in every color. Right now, I'm eyeing the light-brown, buttery leather tote bag from Francisco Biasia (top image—on sale at RueLaLa for just $229!) and this ladylike lavender beauty from Chloe. God, I love Chloe bags. I probably won't ever buy one, though, because they retail for over $1,200. A girl can dream....

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Fascinating Fascinators

I really, really love fascinators. What the heck is a fascinator, you ask? Well, that's the proper name for a formal ladies' headpiece that usually incorporates feathers and/or flowers. I wore a rhinestone-feather-flower number in my hair (which was arranged in pin curls) on our wedding day. But I wish I had seen this Etsy shop when I was shopping for bridal headwear. I think all of her designs are great, but the one pictured here is my favorite.

via Something Old Something New